So I figure It’s better to be me ...

So I figure it's better to be me today than the guy who had to walk to get milk. Yup, nothing like walking to get some milk, from an actual cow, well an owner of a cow as cows somehow have not figured out how to sell themselves yet, go figure! (Italics mean sarcasm in this post from now on. Get it? It's pretty hard eh) and to think they're actually worshipped in some places? Moo-ya! Anyhow, it's nothing like walking to get milk down some desert road in let's say some little war-torn religiously run country called Iraqhanistan and boom you get hit by a small missile. Now you see, even though it's small it still kills you cause it's large when you really look at it, just small for missiles and f*ck me if there aren't some big-as$ missiles out there! Yeah so I figure it's better to be me than that guy.